10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "All-in, bitches!!!"