10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from