10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..