10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."