10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death