10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs