10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek