10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."