10 Random Poker Quotes

Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Why not, when some because there are three.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.