10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus