10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz