10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!