10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.