10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls