10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..