10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.