10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain