10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.