10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris