10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "No river, no fish."