10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.