10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.