10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is for loners.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fook the floosh droo!