10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.