10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus