10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com