10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.