10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.