10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.