10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown