10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.