10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz