10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth