10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson