10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)