10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts