10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen