10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow