10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.