10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.