10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."