10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.