10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.