10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.