10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.