10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha