10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?