10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.