10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Fold and live to fold again
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.