10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.